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*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

My sister said when she went out today her and her boyfriend found an injured bluebird so they put it between the lions paws on the war memorial because it’s high up and out of the way and she asked me to check on it on my way home from work

And I did
And it had died

And I just felt so incredibly sad and helpless looking at this little bird and I started crying and I just felt so stupid but it was awful

This little bird had just died and no one knew and I know I probably sound like a cunt but I really just felt like I had swallowed my heart

Before I left I gave it one last stroke and put flowers around it like the flower burials I’ve seen on here

Was a very poignant moment

Rip little bird x

Yesterday I was fretting my passport wouldn’t arrive in time for Paris and today IT ARRIVED

Living without ID for the past three weeks affected me a lot more than I thought it would

This is going to sound really weird and completely impossible but I’m like 99% sure I met my soul mate in my dream last night????

I know it sounds weird and even weirder to those who don’t believe in the concept but idk man

Felt like it

Not to mention the dream was set in my hometown and I knew every person in it except him

I’m not crazy I swear