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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

gherkind:

*doctor voice* I cant believe you just gave birth to a naked baby? wow have some self respect

(Source: liquatic)

faeriye:

Went to a crystal store today & saw this.